There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.
One male (the Author) describes his fond reverence for modern digital storage devices, specifically a MicroSD card owned by his male companion. He even goes so far as to admit the device sexually arouses him. The owner then states that if the card becomes lodged in the aroused man’s anus, he will not aid in its removal.
Survey: what other computing devices do you think the Author has inserted into his rectum?
Barbara Puzanovova answered:
Wii remote
citystreets answered:
HARD drive… woah-ho.
Ben answered:
PDP-11/40
hudman122 answered:
meghan’s penis
mattly answered:
i have to wonder where the poop comes from in a stick man
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I’m not sure how we made the jump do anal insertion, but whatev. I wouldn’t go looking
Tristan Lee answered:
Jump Drive
HROBB answered:
meghan’s penis
Alex answered:
Servers, desktop replacement notebooks, graphing calculators
sack answered:
a linux o.s. cd of his own creation
fuckyeahjenna answered:
ram sticks. terrabytes of ram.
Mandall Runroe answered:
USB sticks. They go eeeeasy.
Luke answered:
MIGHTY mouse
Wayne Marsh answered:
Whatever he has read on Wikipedia that sounds impressive.
chezhead answered:
Mouse.
cwightrun answered:
speaknspell
ariel answered:
all of them
Thomas J. Brown answered:
The author has likely created a string of anal beads using various sized balls from trackballs and mice, strung together with Cat5 cable.
dextrose answered:
Wii remote. Wouldn’t that make for a new twist on the game?
sack answered:
do you mean his rectum does not count already as a computing device?
Adam answered:
A nine-button joystick…with force feedback.
everybodybutus answered:
laser disc
banisher answered:
laptop
Chronon answered:
Joy “Stick”?
lineara answered:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wa…
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diego answered:
Microphones
chris answered:
Could not the final frame allude to the V-card being his virignity? Or am i just crazy?
mrstudent answered:
Kindle
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jnrsobs answered:
a smartphone.
maisnon answered:
A mouse seems like a fair bet.
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psbehnke answered:
Alan Turing
kirindave answered:
Digital SLRs
nothingman answered:
usb hub
jaggedfragments answered:
Your face. WHERE does it say that mSD is going up his butt?
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